I do not follow the entertaintment industry like a duckling trailing her mom. Most often I could not care less about who wears what, or who goes out with who, or who stabs somone's back, or who steals whose boyfriend or girlfriend. Too much is happening in this world just to think or get involved seriously with stories of self claimed 'artistes' who are mushrooming like there is not enough land to grow. The news about Brangelina who have just got twins, a boy and a girl, might be hot news now in Hollywood, but in this country, there is nothing 'mouth watering' than just talking or reporting about who breaks up with who, or who just got a divorce or who just got dumped!
Switch on the TV, watch Melodi on TV3...and you know what I mean. The ruthless, rude and overzealous journalist (if they are qualified to be called one) already have a few sets of questions to ask the 'poor artiste'. With a repetiton of question, winding and eventually lead to the same 'issues', these journalists have 'no face' and are bold enough to 'irritate' the artiste and viewers. I don't know about you, but I get iritated every time I watch how these journalist twist and turn their questions which lead to the same thing! These artistes must have had a very thick skin to be interviwed on Melodi...If not, don't get near their interviewers! In the end, I always end up switching channel and gosh! it's sunday and there is NOTHING good to watch on TV!
Put that aside, last week, I flipped a magazine and I saw this very popular,rich female singer (who marries a man double her age) with her 'latest' style. And there was a small photo that was taken maybe ten years ago. And...hmm...are my eyes fooling me or the vision is too powerful. Even the journalist who wrote the article about her commented on it. Her lips has gone thicker and poutier...gone is a thin upper lip that she used to have. When asked, she replies...I used a make up technique that can thicken my lips! Err...
Well....even though I never bother about what they do with their lips, or face, or cheek or chin,(as that is between them and God) I am pertubed by the numbers of artistes and even normal women lately who turn to cosmetic surgery to enhance their face. Maybe to them their nose is not high enough, their cheek is not padded enough, or their chin not long enough, or eyes not wide enough. This what happens when you have too much money and do not know what to do with them. (you can donate some to me).
Hey....I think my face is not symetrical...let's fix it! Err...I would like a 'sexy padded' chin like Jay Leno...but horror, after the 'job' is done, the padded chin has become limpy when I tickle it...oh...too much padding maybe! God....why on earth do you want to add volume to your chin? Hmm...to follow fashion...it's the trend now....I'm Vogue!
Last year, it was blonde hair...I have never seen more people on Malaysian road who coloured their hand blonde,or platinum or orange than the last two years! One person was daring enough to do it and appear on TV, before you can blink your eyes, every body who think they are Vogue! would queue up at the hair saloon to fix their shiny black hair. And whooaaa! I have never seen so many almond shaped eyes and yellow skinned homosapiens walking with yellow hair! Huh! I thought for once I was in Mars!
Now....well, blue,green,yellow eyes have become a norm. Top up with 'newly crafted' eyes,cheek,chin,nose,jaw...that ones get from the surgery...for once I thought I am in Hollywood, but hey...I am in Petaling Street! Is that Afdlin Shauki wearing a skimpy polka dots skirt? I must have been mistaken!
Switch on the TV, watch Melodi on TV3...and you know what I mean. The ruthless, rude and overzealous journalist (if they are qualified to be called one) already have a few sets of questions to ask the 'poor artiste'. With a repetiton of question, winding and eventually lead to the same 'issues', these journalists have 'no face' and are bold enough to 'irritate' the artiste and viewers. I don't know about you, but I get iritated every time I watch how these journalist twist and turn their questions which lead to the same thing! These artistes must have had a very thick skin to be interviwed on Melodi...If not, don't get near their interviewers! In the end, I always end up switching channel and gosh! it's sunday and there is NOTHING good to watch on TV!
Put that aside, last week, I flipped a magazine and I saw this very popular,rich female singer (who marries a man double her age) with her 'latest' style. And there was a small photo that was taken maybe ten years ago. And...hmm...are my eyes fooling me or the vision is too powerful. Even the journalist who wrote the article about her commented on it. Her lips has gone thicker and poutier...gone is a thin upper lip that she used to have. When asked, she replies...I used a make up technique that can thicken my lips! Err...
Well....even though I never bother about what they do with their lips, or face, or cheek or chin,(as that is between them and God) I am pertubed by the numbers of artistes and even normal women lately who turn to cosmetic surgery to enhance their face. Maybe to them their nose is not high enough, their cheek is not padded enough, or their chin not long enough, or eyes not wide enough. This what happens when you have too much money and do not know what to do with them. (you can donate some to me).
Hey....I think my face is not symetrical...let's fix it! Err...I would like a 'sexy padded' chin like Jay Leno...but horror, after the 'job' is done, the padded chin has become limpy when I tickle it...oh...too much padding maybe! God....why on earth do you want to add volume to your chin? Hmm...to follow fashion...it's the trend now....I'm Vogue!
Last year, it was blonde hair...I have never seen more people on Malaysian road who coloured their hand blonde,or platinum or orange than the last two years! One person was daring enough to do it and appear on TV, before you can blink your eyes, every body who think they are Vogue! would queue up at the hair saloon to fix their shiny black hair. And whooaaa! I have never seen so many almond shaped eyes and yellow skinned homosapiens walking with yellow hair! Huh! I thought for once I was in Mars!
Now....well, blue,green,yellow eyes have become a norm. Top up with 'newly crafted' eyes,cheek,chin,nose,jaw...that ones get from the surgery...for once I thought I am in Hollywood, but hey...I am in Petaling Street! Is that Afdlin Shauki wearing a skimpy polka dots skirt? I must have been mistaken!
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